《GARFIELD加菲貓》臺詞
1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。
2.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
3.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱一愛一動物, 因為它們很好吃。
4.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的聯系。
5.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作很有意思。尤其是看著別人工作！
6.Sa一ve water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡。
7.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡。那么為什么我還要去實踐？
8.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去一愛一你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。
9.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
10.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
一愛一情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
11.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個。
12.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧。
13.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的`單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
14.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
15.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。